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Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, and David Spade are ALL going to be in a movie called Grown Ups next year. Kill me. Please.



...I wish I was making this up...





...No, actually, I don't want my mind to be capable of producing such horrors...

These Sequels are Coming in 2 Fast 2 Care

As useless as it may be to complain at this point, I feel I have to throw my chip on the pile. Fast & Furious is a terrible name for a sequel. For those of you not in the know (for which you should be applauded), the series is thusfar: The Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, and Fast & Furious. YOU CAN'T JUST NAME A SEQUEL THE SAME THING YOU NAMED THE ORIGINAL FILM! Oh, excuse me, you took out the "the"s. That makes it ok. Here are a few ideas I had for sequels to some of my favorite films:

Lord of Rings
Godfather
Pirates of Caribbean: Curse of Black Pearl
Day Earth Stood Still
Batman: Movie
Jerk
Phantom of Opera
Inherit Wind
Back to Future
and, of course, Room

Hey, I should get into this film industry...